Zonka Cola Extra Caffeinated T-Shirt
Black Heather / S
$23.99
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$23.99
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Fuel your over-caffeinated chaos with the official gear for the premier fictional beverage Zonka Cola featuring a wide-eyed individual currently experiencing the upper limits of human heart rates. With a design that practically hums with nervous energy, this tee pays homage to the glorious, unregulated era of hyper-caffeinated sodas. It’s perfect for late-night programmers, exhausted students, or anyone who considers "jittery" a personality trait. Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause sudden bursts of speed, rapid blinking, and the ability to hear colors. All the sugar, twice the existential dread.
The Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Zonka Cola Extra Caffeinated T-Shirt
$23.99
Sale price
$23.99
Regular price
The Bella + Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |